January 2012
1 tag
Things I'm going to do in 2012
~Better myself as a person and get less pissy
~Make the most out of my last year in High school
~Lose my virginity
~Go to college
~Not die
~Eat every flavor of Corn nut
December 2011
My new year’s resolution is to become anime.
“THROBBING MALICE PHALLUS”
– Ceebs making the best phrase uttered in 2011 (via spaceshipmcfly
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hypothermiclegumes asked: Pass this smile: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ to anyone who made you smile this year. Thank you for making me smile :) Happy New Year! <3
“No one likes Crapberyl”
Abi you will die a slow and painful death
hypothermiclegumes asked: /late for the headcanons but irl your room is decorated with body parts and blood and you have intestines with christmas lights wrapped around them along the perimeter of your ceiling
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
New Years Post
I wanted to make a serious post in regards to New Years and what 2011 has brought for me. I know most of my posts are joking in manner, but this time I’m not. I would not be writing about this year if something drastic did not happen. I know some of my friends know about this situation, but I feel like it’s a good time to let go of the past.
For a long while I was being emotionally...
Oh I can't resist my baby
My dog is sitting next to me like I'm going to pet...
Well I’m not
HA!
Steve you get this one
Yes good
I found that hentai I was looking for. I’m going to go on a doujinshi buying spree does anyone want anything? Too bad I’m buying all of you hentai. You don’t get to choose either.
badass-smartass asked: Steal is my secondary OTP after Cheebs.
badass-smartass replied to your post: The worst thing ever happened last night
You forgot to tell the part with Laharl in the mall.
Ewww ewww ewww shotas
The worst thing ever happened last night
I’d say “I’m going back to bed” BUT I CAN’T IT’LL HAPPEN AGAIN I KNOW IT
put your headcanons about me in my ask box
Steve
drick96:
Steve
Yes
I am too attached to my Internet friends.
fun-size-fanatic:
I love them.
They love me, too.
They just don’t know it yet, but oh it will hit them.
Hit their very lovely faces like a bat to balls.
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
skeeturz replied to your post: Confession
i always drop my toast does that get you off
Confession
I think my biggest sexual fantasy is pretending I’m a piece of bread. And someone goes and puts me in the toaster and gently warms me as I’m moaning. But I can’t moan because I’m bread. Then they take me out and smear butter on me while I’m begging for them to stop and then bite into me and eat me. It’s so hot.
badass-smartass:
hypothermiclegumes:
sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
satan’s racetrack more like wow im driving on rainbows in space what could get cooler
The rainbows hate you.
And so does the road.
And by proxy, the constellations.
Do you know what I hate? I hate you Steve.
