I hate it when someone is hateful towards the LGBTQ community and their excuse is that “they’re just old fashioned.” You’re not old fashioned you’re just an ignorant asshole, grow up.
Two Koishis and a Kokoro from kutibashi.
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
dean of evil academy and demon overlord mao cant fuckin swim
Why are all of the comp sci classes I’ve had my entire life either really early in the morning or really late at night I just don’t get it.
“Mr. Mayor, I’m reconsidering my position as your secretary…”
“…you’ll find my resignation in your office.”
“…and the police.”
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.